10 John Crist Tweets That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud
Posted 8 years ago - Jul 17, 2017
From: WAY-FMJohn Crist... American Chrstians' current favorite comedian. If you're not already following him on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram, you probably should. If not, here are 10 tweets from him that will have you laughing.
Siri call father
— John Crist (@johnbcrist)
I've never looked at a pregnancy announcement photo and thought, "this was the guy's idea."
— John Crist (@johnbcrist)
— John Crist (@johnbcrist)
Chip breaks off in the guac
— John Crist (@johnbcrist)
I wanna sleep on a pillow of chicken minis.
— John Crist (@johnbcrist)
Honesty I get offended when someone posts a video and says "wait for it..." Like you don't know my life and you don't know my schedule
— John Crist (@johnbcrist)
Someone sent me a 48 minute sermon and then texted me later THE SAME DAY to ask if I'd watched it. What kind of life do you think I live???
— John Crist (@johnbcrist)
When you're ready to eat but somebody wanna pray last minute (w/ )
— John Crist (@johnbcrist)
Government: "We're raising minimum wage."
Businesses: — John Crist (@johnbcrist)
We need a term for when you leave dinner but sit in your car for ten minutes checking your phone before you drive home. Anyone else do this?
— John Crist (@johnbcrist)
