Which of these petitions would you sign?

Petitions aren't the way to solve every problem, but we all have a cause we think needs addressed. Betty wants to make all weekends last three days. Bekah wants everyone running for office to face a polygraph test and ninjas. Wally thinks Shark Week is too long and wants it to become Shark Minute. And Zach wants Starbucks to offer stevia packets. http://polldaddy.com/poll/8978162/ [soundcloud url="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/213651592" params="color=ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false" width="100%" height="166" iframe="true" /] [wdca_ad ]